Sunday, June 8, 2008

I'm already Semi-Bioinc!

Yup, you read that correctly. I'm already semi-bionic. When I was 27 years old I was diagnosed with Type I diabetes. Yup. Most people who have type 1 are diagnosed before the age of 16. That's why it's normally referred as "Juvenile Diabetes". People think I have type II b/c I got it later in life...but nope it's type I. My pancreas is kaput...dead...dried up like a prune. Okay, maybe not tried up but it's certainly dead. It's an autoimmue disorder so my body attacked it. I sure didn't do anything I liked my pancreas but I don't now. So, EVERYTHING I eat I have to count the carbs and give myself insulin for it. It was a tough transition and I still have my days that I want to scream. This is how I'm semi bionic...I wear an insulin pump. YUP! I have this handy little device that I wear on my belt and it gives me insulin when I press some buttons on it. So, I don't have to use shots anymore. I just give myself one shot every 3 days (to insert a small cannula in my stomach or leg) instead of 6 shots a day. I did the 6 shots a day for about 2 years and then decided I need an insulin pump. I named my insulin pump. That's how much I love him. His name is Forrest Pump Jr. You see I stole that name from someone else so it's not original at all but it's darn funny! "Pump Forest Pump"! I say that when I eat Mexican Food since I use more insulin than usual for Mexican food. It's well worth it b/c Mexican food is my FAVORITE! I'm very passionate about type I diabetes b/c it is a very misunderstood disease. Kids who have it can lead a very normal life but it's just one of those diseases that is very demanding. I can't go a day without knowing I have it. If I give myself too much insulin I can have a low blood sugar which can be dangerous. If it goes too low I can have a seizure. If it goes to high I can end up in Ketoacidosis. Errr, not fun. BUT the good thing is I'm responsible about this disease and I've never had a seizure and I've never had ketoacidosis! It will make my surgery a little interesting though. If I get nervous my sugar drops, if I shop my sugar drops...it gives a whole new meaning to shop till you drop. Thankfully with the pump I have a lot more options/features that regular shot injections do not provide. If anyone has any questions about my bionic pancreas feel free to ask. Just so you know it's not IMPLANTED!

Isn't it a good thing I love gadgets? I mean here I am with a bionic pancreas. I'm about to have a bionic ear. However, I must confess I really don't want ANY more bionic stuff though. I am willing to stop here....well, maybe ONE more bionic ear down the road. Haha

I will talk more about my love for gadgets another day. I have some non-medical gadgets too! Haha. I am going to write a blog to pay tribute to my new cell phone. My cell phone is the gadgets of all gadgets.

Be back later!

4 comments:

Laurie said...

Karen,

Another great post! And I love Forrest Gump, too! How funny that you named your insulin pump! My aunt once named her car, Nelly Belle.

What are you going to name your new bionic ear when you get it? Jennifer calls hers "Thing 1" and "Thing 2"!!!

I love gadgets, too. Just got a new camera for my HLAA trip this week!

Hope you and Jason are doing well!

Valerie said...

You will enjoy the car charger for your batteries!

Well you will soon be fully bionic.

My CIs are named good ear and bad ear. I can't think of anything else to call them. Mostly they just melt to become a part of me.

The best gadget I have is my Itouch. I play it too loud and listen to "old" songs. The greatest feeling in the world. Oh I am updating my blog roll this week. Yours will be on it. Thanks

Shari said...

Hi, I just discovered your blog via Laurie. I've been busy the last few weeks. And I've slowed down blogging a bit to fit my lifestyle, that is, no more school means less time on the computer and less time to distract myself by blogsurfing. Hee. It's a wonder I got anything done.

I've just read through your posts. Great start.

I am a candidate for a CI, but have insurance woes at the moment. They don't want to approve. Just had it appealed and will have to wait till the end of the month to find out what's up. It's not "proven safe and effective" and "experimental"...blah, blah, blah. I hope you don't go through that.

Alien voices...I cracked up at that one. Take care. WIll be back.

Abbie said...

Diabetes is a huge issue for me. It runs in my family but it seems to have skipped a generation and I am included.

Forrest Pump LOL!!!